Ah yes, just another day in "family values" politics—where lecturing the rest of us about morality somehow takes priority over actually practicing it. Remember when they went after Bill Clinton for far less? But sure, let’s pretend a secret penthouse affair paid for by who-knows-what money isn’t a massive ethics red flag. Wonder if there’s a donor or two tied up in this mess. How many times do we have to see these scandals before people stop falling for the righteous act?